WE NEVER DID.
AND WON'T START.
A handful of folks have asked over the years whether we run an affiliate program. The answer has always been no, and writing it down on a real page felt fairer than ignoring the email.
WHY WE DON’T.
We don’t want anybody’s recommendation of our shop to be a financial transaction. If you tell a friend to come here and they do, that’s the relationship working. We aren’t going to put a coupon code on it.
WHAT WE DO APPRECIATE.
Honest reviews. Photos in the wild. Tagging us when our soil shows up in your tent. Mentioning us in a podcast nobody else listens to. The slow, weird, internet kind of word-of-mouth.
WHAT WE DON’T DO.
Send free product to creators with audiences. Pay for placement in YouTube round-ups. Buy our way onto a “10 best grow shops” listicle. Run a referral code program. Run a points program. Sponsor anybody.
we’re flattered you asked.
For everything else, the contact form works. A real human reads each note, on Oregon time.